This was an experiment that seems to be a success. I decided to make a bolder, more revealing take on the usual 1-piece swimsuit, akin to stuff I have seen by labels like Ujena and Venus Swimwear.
OK, Shannon- are you ready to begin?
Yep! This should be fun. I know there's more to life than looking this good, but "flaunt it while you got it," I always say.
Wow. You sound ready for this. Someone knows she looks good, huh?
Oh, I am ready! I know I'm hot- it's not like I think any less of anyone who doesn't look like I do. I'm not gonna be mean about it- other than maybe teasing guys a little.
Figures. You're one of those chicks- the kind that likes to play with guys' minds. It's like Mr. Gone said-
<Sigh> I know you like to drop geek references and all, but this isn't about comic books- it's about me steaming up that camera lens-
Easy, tigress. Peel that coat off slooowly....and how did you know who Mr. Gone is?
Like this? And, duh! That show was on MTV. Even some of us that weren't nerds watched those shows sometimes.
Hold it- great. So did you ever fancy yourself the Leopard Queen?
No way! I'm way hotter than Julie was. Besides, you just called me a "tigress," remember? This look good?
Absolutely. I guess you have a point.
I mean, sure the Maxx was a big misfit in a weird costume who couldn't always tell what reality was, but....he was a big sweetie. All he wanted to do was protect Julie.
So you want a guy that will be that faithful? Huh. Most women like you seem to fall for jerks that treat them like crap. Maybe I pegged you wrong.
As much as I like a hot body, I have had more than enough of the drama.
I understand that. Wait- hold that pose. Nice- confident and sexy. You own this studio, honey...
Better believe it, sweetie!
Don't call me that, OK?
Don't call me "honey" then- wait, so why can't I call you that?
You're still new, and a bit younger....not to mention I think the 1/6 girlfriend and the 1/1 girlfriend don't know you well enough yet. Give it time. Then there's what you said about the Maxx. I like to think I am at least better looking than he is.
How about "old man?" That work better for you?
Aaand- right there. Awesome. And no, I am not that old yet, missy. Take a step to your right now...
Like this? And what's with the "missy" thing anyway?
Hey, you called me "old man," so I figured I should run with it. Now...get on your knees.
Why should I? You're a dirty old man, Kham...
Jeez, is every femfig I own a gutter-minded smartass? You know what I mean. That's it. That's the one right there. That one never goes out of style.
You didn't say what to do with my hand here, so I hope this works.
Yeah, that's cool.
How about this for "classic?" June's fine and all, but I think I do this more convincingly.
Nice old school pinup girl pose- got it. Stand up and turn around. Let's show 'em the back of this suit.
Here we go. This is why spray-on bikini glue was invented.
Yeah, no kidding. Let's see, what next-
How about one for the tuner crowd?
Well, OK. I'm not gonna stop you if you want to. Should I edit a big arrow pointing to your butt when I post this one?-
Do you really think that's necessary?
Er, good point. Stand up nice and tall now, but keep looking over your shoulder...
OK.
Hold it- nice. OK, I think now we should-
Maybe turn this thing up a notch, huh?
Whoa, wait- are you sure about this?
I'm not doing anything I don't want to do. Tia didn't want to. I do. I've got it, I wanna flaunt it. I am tired of seeing those people on the boards passing your stuff by because it's not racy enough for them. I don't mind giving those dirty old men a show.
OK, if you insist. We'll do this Hefner style....
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it right there.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Yeah, what the hell are you doing, Mini-K?
I don't think this is right.
What? She's legal, if that's what you're worried about. And unlike Tia and some of the other girls, she said she wanted to.
That's right- I'm only a year shy of being able to drink legally, and I definitely want to do this-
Nine hells, you don't think I'd sink that low do you? I mean, come on...
That's not what I mean. I know she's OK to do this.
Maybe you need to loosen up, cutie. I can help you with-
Sorry babe. If I were single, I'd rock your world. I'd make your joints so loose you couldn't stand up- not even with a crotch-grabber. I'm a one-woman man now.
Oh you would, would you? You talk a lot, but I don't think you can back it up-
Not can't, sweetheart- won't. As hot as you are, you're not worth wrecking my relationship, even if we mostly sit on the same shelf holding each other nowadays...but if for some reason I'm ever available again, maybe I'll prove it to you. Deal?
Deal, sugar. We'll see whose articulation is worn out when it's over.
Don't hold your breath. There are plenty of nice-looking 1/6 guys around here- guys better looking than I am, and completely available.
I did notice that new Max Steel the big guy brought home. He looks lonely- maybe I can test that super-articulation of his...are we done here, K?
Um yeah, sure, Shannon- we can call this a wrap. I'll call you when my next suit is ready so you can try it on for me. I think I want to give Tia a break for a little while.
'Kay. See ya, boys....
She's just lucky mini-An doesn't believe in open relationships...
If saying that makes you feel better, then go right ahead.
I'm a little surprised you're not backing me up here...I am the miniature plastic you, after all.
Yeah, but you know as well as I do that commitment can be rough sometimes.
Too true, man, too true, but I'm not gonna wreck a good thing for some easy action.
I should have such problems: "oh no, I'm in a relationship, but hot-bodied 20-year-old coeds are throwing themselves at me! What ever shall I do?!" That Soldiers of the World body means you are bigger and brawnier than almost everyone else 1/6 in the house. I'm in better shape now than when I created you, but I can't top that.
Heh heh, maybe so. Either way, I didn't know if the 1/1 girlfriend would approve, either, to be honest.
You have a point. I don't think she'd mind too much, but maybe you're right.
Besides, it's not like Shannon has any visible, >ahem<, "enhancements" anyway. You can't see that stuff like we can. No After Dark-ready stuff for you, wink, wink, nudge nudge-
Sayyy nooo more! No, seriously- I mean it. Are you trying to get me in trouble?
For making it to the end, I have this pinup in 1024x768 resolution. Feel free to download it for personal use. You can even share it with others, as long as you plug my site. Click the link above or the thumbnail below.
(I decided to do a shoot on the other side of the coin from last time. What if the model wanted to get more risque, but someone else objected? In all seriousness, I don't think my girlfriend, or her 1/6 avatar, would object to Playboy-style naked figure shoots, but it's not like there's anything special to be revealed anyway. The figures, by default, don't have much in the way of sculpted naughty bits.
I know of guys that make their own. It's not my thing, really. I have a girlfriend, and if for some reason that wasn't enough, I could download some "adult reading material." I don't judge though- well, I don't judge beyond the realm of "dude, you ae making your figures anatomically correct- just how bored are you?" anyway...but seriously, I think the tease is sexier than showing everything anyway. If you can see it all, there's no mystery, and mystery is, to me, a big part of sex appeal.
Taking pictures of pretty toys is a ton easier than pictures of pretty real women. No worries about, er, "professionalism," let's say. I guess the Playboy and SI Swimsuit Issue photographers get desensitized to it after a while. Too much of anything will eventually get old- even T&A.
